Why does garbage have to be so complicated?

Tuesday, 23 September 2003
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Garbage is supposed to be collected Sundays and Wednesdays, and their track record is spotty at best. Today, they collected garbage. Let me point out the rather obviously obvious. Today is Tuesday. Tomorrow is Wednesday. Tomorrow is garbage day. They picked it up today. What the. . . ? And how are we supposed to keep track of things?

We don’t put our garbage out until just before the garbage guys get here because of all the dogs that tear everything open. If you put garbage out even hours before the garbage men collect, it ends up being ripped to shreds and distributed all over the neighborhood. So now what?

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